carol-tunt:

if only more boys looked like girls who look like boys

We just watched Alien. It was Jared’s time seeing it. I’m pretty sure he liked it :3

cometissa:

I want to get my shit together and turn my life around but I also want to die

did someone say

cute boys

bonerbabe:

boy moans are so nice

carol-tunt:

and the fact that there are words like ‘homestucks’ and ‘whovians’ and ‘sherlockians’ and so on

don’t you just all want to kill yourselves? why are you making your whole identities revolve around a fucking tv show? when did saying ‘i like dr who’ stop being good enough?

tl;dr: shut up and fuck off

Every single time I’ve gotten anon messages, I’ve always reeeaally wished I knew who they were. Cos if you care enough to ask about me and things, then I’m certain we’d be friends. And god knows I need friends.

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

Five major scandals the media isn’t obsessing about

think-progress:

Are these things more important than edits to talking points? Judge for yourself.

1. Carbon pollution reaches historic highs, threatening human existence

2. The devestating impact of sequestration on kids, cancer patients and first responders.

3. Massive cuts to food stamps to the most vulnerable.

4. 1,100 workers die in a Bangladesh factory collapse, and American retailers continue business as usual.

5. 4,150 gun deaths from gun violence since Newtown.

thecapn:

Half of me is crying and the other half of me is also crying

pigfacedlady:

the definition of responsibility is having the money to buy a dragon dildo and deciding not to buy a dragon dildo despite that