May 2013
carol-tunt:
if only more boys looked like girls who look like boys
We just watched Alien. It was Jared’s time seeing it. I’m pretty sure he liked it :3
cometissa:
I want to get my shit together and turn my life around but I also want to die
did someone say
cute boys
bonerbabe:
boy moans are so nice
carol-tunt:
and the fact that there are words like ‘homestucks’ and ‘whovians’ and ‘sherlockians’ and so on
don’t you just all want to kill yourselves? why are you making your whole identities revolve around a fucking tv show? when did saying ‘i like dr who’ stop being good enough?
tl;dr: shut up and fuck off
Every single time I’ve gotten anon messages, I’ve always reeeaally wished I knew who they were. Cos if you care enough to ask about me and things, then I’m certain we’d be friends. And god knows I need friends.
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
Five major scandals the media isn't obsessing...
think-progress:
Are these things more important than edits to talking points? Judge for yourself.
1. Carbon pollution reaches historic highs, threatening human existence
2. The devestating impact of sequestration on kids, cancer patients and first responders.
3. Massive cuts to food stamps to the most vulnerable.
4. 1,100 workers die in a Bangladesh factory collapse, and American retailers...
thecapn:
Half of me is crying and the other half of me is also crying
pigfacedlady:
the definition of responsibility is having the money to buy a dragon dildo and deciding not to buy a dragon dildo despite that
dangergays:
imagine the shyest boy you know
that boy has a penis
that sometimes gets erect
Look at that. I just worked ten hours, and I have yet to receive any more questions. I’m not gonna make a video.
stopharry2013:
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
praying:
cute boys only exist to cause pain
So, I think I’ll just wait til tonight to make a video post. I only got two questions last night, I’ll wait for more submissions.
I wanna make a video post, but I need people to submit questions! I think I need something to do other than wallow in my thoughts.
I’m feeling better now. I was having Jared withdrawals :3
chessirecattv replied to your post: Not to sound like I’m whining, but I wish people…
Don’t we?
Maybe idk
Not to sound like I’m whining, but I wish people liked me.
Long list of things you'll never ask me.
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
I often feel so empty. The only thing keeping me going is your love.
watchog:
i hope fairy type is real just because of how many people it’s gonna annoy
“How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?”
– Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (via punktree)
omg some boy I went to high school with literally got a tattoo of “I <3 boobies” over his heart. I’m so done with people. Good fucking night.
Getting them out of my life was a good thing. Thank god it’s all over.
House GOP Votes To End Overtime Pay With ‘Working... →
stfuconservatives:
The Working Families Flexibility Act will make it easier for employers to avoid paying for overtime and give workers far less flexibility in their lives.
A few people have asked why I’m against this bill. It’s a fair question: what’s so bad about getting to choose whether you get overtime pay or comp time (paid time off) at your job? If you’re a working parent, or you wish...
